Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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