Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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