I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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