The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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