Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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