I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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