you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I wish i was in the wii world.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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