dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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