How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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