Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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