There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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