Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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