Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
i out mim tonsoeep
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