Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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