Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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