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I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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