Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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