i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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