so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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