Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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