I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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