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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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