the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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