Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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