.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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