I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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