No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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