Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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