i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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