Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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