the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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