The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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