Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Randomize
