We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Houston, we have a squirter
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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