that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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