:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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