Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
We talked him into tasing himself.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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