brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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