The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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