yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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