she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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