just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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