I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Bring me that man meat
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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