Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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