Acid is not a monday night drug
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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