hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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