I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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