were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
