But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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