We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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